If my work was irc.

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<Guest81723> hi

<saku-saku> uh, hey, you know you can change your handle by typing /nick newhandle

<Guest81723> wat is handle?

<saku-saku> your display name

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<saku-saku> no, replace “newhandle” with the user name of your choice

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<Payclerk> okay, I am here to get the figures, can you give them to me?

<saku-saku> sure, they’re on the network drive, just go to “My Computer” and open the “Daily Figures” link and find the date period that you want

<Payclerk> My Computer? do i have to come over there and use your computer?

<saku-saku> no. click “start” on YOUR computer, and then go to “My Computer”

<Payclerk> oh, I see, thanks.

<saku-saku> np

<Payclerk> I set the fax machine on copy but it’s not printing?

<saku-saku> it doesn’t print to the fax machine, it prints to the printer out front.

<Payclerk> okay.

<Payclerk> it says it’s out of ink, what do I do?

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<saku-saku> try now

<Payclerk> thanks, that worked.  so do I put it face down on the fax machine?

<saku-saku> what for?

<Payclerk> so I can fax it to myself at the other shop

<saku-saku> wat.. i don’t even.. you can email it to yourself at the other shop and save paper, ink, time..

<Payclerk> nah, that takes too much time, will just fax it over

<saku-saku> …

<Payclerk> see ya

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<timesheetinspector57> hello

<saku-saku> hi

<timesheetinspector57> can you fax me the time sheets?

<saku-saku> ..we’ve been doing them online for about 5 months now, are you infront of a computer atm?

<timesheetinspector57> nope

<saku-saku> okay..can you get to one?

<timesheetinspector57> naw, it’s quicker if you just tell me who worked

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<timesheetinspector57> or just fax the timesheets to me, one of our staff didn’t get paid last week

<saku-saku> he didn’t login

<timesheetinspector57> THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH THIS STUPID COMPUTER STUFF THAT YOU MAKE, IT DOESN’T WORK, STOP CHANGING THINGS

<saku-saku> really? somebody still has to fill out a timesheet and fax it over, wasting paper, cost per call etc. and it’s just as easy to forget to fill out a timesheet at the end of the day.  the only fucking reason the timesheets always came through is because I had to spend 45 minutes filling out everybody’s timesheet on the weekends, chasing what hours they worked and then fax them all off. And it’s only the staff who work one day a week and forget to login that are having the problem, there are fucking signs posted everywhere to remind people to login/out everyday. the two staff that work on a regular basis have no trouble with our pays because we actually fucking login

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<customerderp> is this hydrochloric acid?

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<customerderp69> !watertest

<watertestbot> what is your pool volume?

<customerderp69> pfft how do you expect me to know that

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<saku-saku> :D